… at least for the Kappler Family.
Ahh, Sarah – wo couldn’t have said it better. But first, the rest of the story…
We ended up in Forks, Washingon, home of the Twilight trilogy on the 4th of July. We had initially planned to be in Seattle to see one of the Nation’s top five fireworks displays but as luck would have it (along with two days of delay due to RV problems), our highly flexible itinerary had us in Forks – vampire and werewolf capitol of the world!
We intended to look around Forks for part of the day and then drive to Port Townsend in northeast Washington, watch fireworks and spend the night, and then catch the ferry to Keystone in the morning so we could continue on to Anacortas in preparation for our whale watching excursion.
When we checked into our RV park for the night, the owners told us we’d have to either leave before 10:30 in the morning or stay until after 1:00 because the 101 going through town would be closed for the annual 4th of July parade and the RV park was right on the 101. Believe it or not, the kids have never seen a live parade so we decided to stay and watch it. We also found out they’d be having a demolition derby and that sounded like fun too.
So, we tweaked the highly flexible itinerary and stuck around in Forks.
When we woke up, it was raining and cold – bummer weather for a parade. But the weather didn’t stop anyone – not even us!
The parade started right in front of the RV park so all we had to do to have front row seats was walk across the street and take up our piece of the sidewalk. Bundled up in long pants, jackets and hats, we stood with everyone else waiting for the parade to start. We then watched each entry go by.

Hanging out in the rain waiting for the 4th of July parade to start

Yes, Cindy was getting wet too!

Here comes the parade!

They even had royalty. What troopers! It was wet and cold.
Forks has a tradition of handing out candy during the parade – really, people throw candy at you as they go by, then you look and makes sure no entries (mostly cars) are coming and then run out and pick up the wet, cracked and sometimes open pieces of candy. Oh yum!
We learned the drill quickly and were acting like old pros in no time. We stuck out the whole parade, even the ten minute delay when one of the five people on horseback got thrown from their horse.
We had pizza after the parade and then went to check out the demolition derby – another “new” event for us. It was entertaining and sometimes kind of exciting. We did conclude that the round with female drivers, though tough and not something we’d want to do, was not quite as aggressive as the many rounds with male drivers. No offense to anyone, but there was a noticeable difference.

Early in the first round...
Kassi, Sam and I watched for an hour or so and then we went out to check out Forks and see the things Sam had come to see. Afterall, this was her pick and we were here as Twilight fans…

Sam in Forks, WA - Twilight Capitol!

You can see it's really a Twilight town
By 5 p.m., when the demolition derby was over, we’d explored Forks and after several calls to the Washington Ferry system, we had given up on the idea of catching a ferry from Port Townsend – there was only one boat and the town was apparently packed for the holiday weekend. We decided to drive a little farther and catch the ferry in Kingston. This would save us about a 100 miles of driving – go down south and all the way around Seattle or take the ferry across the water – we were all for the ferry.
Given the horror stories we’d heard about lines at the ferry and heavy traffic, we expected a long drive to Kingston and then to sit in line until the first ferry at 4:30 in the morning. No big deal – we have a house on wheels.
There was almost no traffic and much to our surprise, we found ourselves in Kingston at 8:10 and at the front of the line to catch the 9:15 p.m. ferry that night! Yahoo.
While we waited for the ferry, we hung out at the Kingston Marina 4th of July celebration. Lots of rock ‘n roll, kids running around and fireworks. Yes, in Washington, it’s legal to shoot fireworks – apparently just about anywhere and anytime. They were going off all around us – ALL around us.

The 4th in Kingston
We were excited about riding the ferry but a little apprehensive about taking our 17,500 pound RV on a boat across a large expanse of water. Other people were doing it so we knew we could but just the idea…
Finally, it was time to board.

The ferry we are about to get on

Out of the RV and up on deck to see what's going on
The ferry ride was fun – amazing what can go on and make it across the water – but fun to do and a great alternative to driving…
We arrived in Edmonds about 9:40 and I’d already figured out that we were only 15 minutes from Lake Union, the site of Seattle’s infamous fireworks display. Gene wasn’t too excited about the idea of driving the opposite way from where we needed to go and right into 50,000 people but he gave in to our cajoling. So, we hopped on I-5 and headed south.
Using Ben’s GPS system on his phone (the 12 volt receptors in the RV quit working when we got stuck in CA – our real GPS system couldn’t be plugged in so were relying on Ben and his phone), we navigated our way to within a couple of miles of the lake.
Now, everyone knows that huge fireworks shows get huge amounts of traffic and the closer you go to the source of the show, the more traffic you’ll find. Well, two miles from the show – there’s a lot of traffic. And here we were with our HUGE RV trying to find a place to park. Seattle is full of tall trees and lots of hills so even though we could hear the fireworks, we couldn’t see them from where we were. We had to park and go downhill.
We pulled into a gas station and I consulted with the six police officers sitting on their motorcycles waiting to direct traffic after the show (that’s how close we were). No parking in the area – all the side streets were full. I asked about the empty parking lot at the Jiffy Lube across the street and one police officer said (and I almost can quote him), “It’s a private lot and it’s posted. But there are so many cars illegally parked tonight, I’d roll the dice if it was me. What towing company is going to want to mess with an RV when they have so many smaller vehicles to choose from.” Yea, what towing company…?
Sounded like good advice to me. (Did I mention that we NEVER win in Vegas?)
We parked the RV in the Jiffy Lube lot and then hustled downhill toward the water. It was already 10:15 by the time we got out of the RV but the fireworks were still exploding around us. We’d catch a glimpse of one every minute or s0 but it wasn’t until we got to the bottom of the road (about six tenths of a mile away per Ben’s GPS) that we could really see. We sat in the middle of the closed road with about 50 other people and oohed and aahed as the fireworks boomed and banged in front of us.
The fifteen minutes or so that we saw were great – we had made it to one of the best fireworks shows in the Nation.
When it was over, we turned around and trudged back up the hill. Gene said something about getting back to the RV quickly and he, Ben and Kassi took off. Sam and I brought up the rear pulling Josh and Nathaniel behind us.
Gene ran all the way back to the RV – he had spent the time watching the fireworks envisioning our illegally parked RV being towed away…Kassi thought he was just trying to show her and Ben up so she did her best to keep up. Ben couldn’t figure out what Gene’s hurry was but he was surprised to see his Dad running several steps ahead of him.
Well, they rounded the corner to the street where we had parked and a half block away saw a very big tow truck with a very big RV waiting to turn onto the road.
It looked something like this:

This is something like what Gene saw when he rounded the corner. (Where is a camera when you need one?)
All Gene could think about was how to stop the truck from moving any farther – imagine being stuck in the middle of Seattle with five kids late at night with no transportation and nothing but the clothes on your back. It wasn’t going to happen to him.
The kids said he nearly flew down the block, waving his arms and yelling, STOP! STOP! (A sight I would have paid a million dollars to see. Where IS the camera when you need it?)
Thankfully, the tow truck driver did stop.
The long and the short of it?
We were gone not quite 35 minutes. The tow truck driver got a call from the owner almost as soon as we parked. Per the tow truck man, there are a lot of bars in the neighborhood and people often park in the lots, go drinking and then come back and trash the parking lots. He said the owner probably lived across the street in one of the apartments or had a person who watched out for his lot who lived there – they likely called us in as soon as we drove into the lot.
And apparently it didn’t matter to them that we were a nice, wholesome looking family (although a bit ragged after 11 days in an RV) who probably wanted to watch fireworks at the Nation’s best fireworks display – where was their spirit? Their sense of community?
The tow truck driver was kind enough to unhook our RV – though he charged us a hefty $370 to do so (make that $410.54, can’t forget the tax). We had pay him first, of course. He told us were lucky we caught him as it would have cost us another $300 or so if we’d had to be released from an impound lot. Weren’t we fortunate!
Gene didn’t say much and the kids were smart enought to just get into the RV and buckle up. He made sure the RV was still in one piece and then got behind the wheel and with just a lick of sarcasm said, “Well, you got to see the fireworks and you should be happy that I ran all the way back or who knows where the RV would be now.” Then he turned on the RV and off we went.
And that, my friends, is how the Nation’s best fireworks became the Nation’s most expensive fireworks, at least for the Kappler family.
Tomorrow’s destination: Anacortes